In Which Jen Tries To Keep The Ball Jokes To A Minimum

Right off the bat, minions, I should tell you today's sportsball cakes are all par for the course.

(Hey, HERE'S A TIP.)

I mean, sure, some will seem out of left field...

...but these are right up your alley.

(I'll spare you the gutter-minded humor on this one.)

And somehow these cakes still reel customers in

...hook, line, and dink(er.)

You may see a swing and a miss:

(Or third base, depending on your perspective...)

But to the bakers, these are a slam dunk:

So the next time you feel like bakeries have you in a choke hold, minions...

...just remember: you could be looking at a real catch.

BALLS.

Thanks to Allison W., Scott W., Sarah H., Annilee A., Christina E., Marla G., Julia K., Michelle L., Steve S., Katie G. for staying on the ball by throwing it in my court after documenting those that dropped it.

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P.S. For those who don't have the balls to drink beer:

Pint Glass With Real Embedded Golf Ball

Now you can have at least one! :p

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Go Fourth And Wreckerate!

You guys, I really don't know how to say this.

But...

.... here goes.

"Fourth OB July?"

"Fourth oh bee July?"

 Which is it?

Well, whichever, the important thing is that I wish you all a "Happ4" one, so here ya go:

And now that that's done, I'll let you get back to enjoying your celebratory afternoon picnics of roasted poo:

Btw, how do you like your patties? Blackened or runny? 

(Either way, you're in luck!!)

:D

Happy fourth of July, everyone! Whether today's the day your country declared its independence, or it's just another Thursday, I hope you have a "wreck-less" one.

Thanks to wreckporters Carlye, Cheryl P., & Catherine F. for helping me get all that out.

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