But I Hear Their Toes Are Famous

Don't you worry, minions; there are lots of ways a baker can wreck your order.

Maybe they'll be a little too literal:

Or maybe they'll forget what homonyms are:

Maybe they'll get extra creative and do whatever this is:

o.o

But if you're lucky - reeeeally lucky - then when you order a cake with purple & teal camouflage on it, your baker will instead hear "purple & teal CAMEL." Because that's when the magic happens:

Or that's when you'll get a purple camel on your cake, at least. Which I think we can all agree is an improvement over camo, anyway. :p

Thanks to Kelly G., Anony M., Caelin W., & Crystal R. for making everyday that is today hump day.

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 Hang on, I take what I said about purple camo back; these yoga shorts are actually pretty cute:

 Oalka Women's Yoga Shorts With Pockets

They also come in over 30 different colors and patterns, in case camo's still not your style.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

NSFW Baby Shower Cake Accidentally BEARS ALL

Like a lot of new parents-to-be, Jen and Scott asked for a cutesy bear on their baby shower cake.

But instead, they got...

EFFING PANDAS.

I know, I know. At first glance you're like, "Nooo, they CAN'T be." Then you look closer, and you're like, "THEY TOTALLY ARE WHO MADE THIS CLIP ART?!"

And btw, those aren't even happy effing pandas, you guys. I mean, Mrs. P clearly has a headache, and just wants to eat, shoot, and leave.
(Grammar nerd humor HEYOOOO.)

Thanks to Jen L. for managing to grin and bear it. The cake wreck, I mean. Not the... OH NEVER MIND.

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I don't have a unicorn chaser for you (do people even use that term anymore?) but I do have this:

 7-Color Panda Illusion Lamp

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And sadly, there’s almost no effing panda related content on Epbot but please enjoy this latest post: