Please Note The Position Of The Frowny Face

Val's friends ordered her a Kansas University cake, with "Go Jayhawks!" on it. There was a little mix-up with the "KU" at the top, though:

Give it a sec.

(When in doubt, always add ellipses.)

This bride and groom ordered a small wedding cake, plus a matching sheet cake to go on the side.

Technically, I guess they DO match:

(Recore is their last name. I know, I was confused, too.)

And finally, things that make you go:

Thanks to Brian H., Angie S., & Cheryl C. for discovering 2 out of 3 emojis prefer dog poop.

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Listen, I may never understand the appeal of the poop emoji, but I can definitely get behind the advertising photos for this farting poop pen: 

 Talking Emoji Poop Pen With 7 Different Fart Sounds

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

NOBODY Puts Baby In A Corner - So Stick "Reed" Over There

Christina B. writes:

I read that as "peed in the corner" at first, but bakers almost never do that.

Almost.

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 Kendra H. wanted "Happy Birthday Deanie" in dark green.

More proof you can't always believe what you read: This cake has been doctored.

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 And finally, Jaime J.'s cousin forgot a birthday and asked for a cake that said, "Sorry I Suck" on it.

(-_Q)

[That's an old school facepalm emoji. See how the Q is a little hand?]

Also:

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Speaking of things you suck on... how cute are these little gummy bear charms??

You get 40 for about $9, perfect for crafts and jewelry making.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: