Who Had "Meat Clowns" On Their 2024 Bingo Card?

It's been a rough [checks calendar] 5+ years, minions, so this week I got to thinking:  

Why not add more clowns?

You know, grumpy clowns:

Murder clowns:

Clowns with no face skin:

Dead clowns...

... who are on fire...

Clowns who look like they're made out of meat:

And of course, clowns who want you to come play with them:

Forever and ever.

And finally, while I don't know what's happening with these two, they give off a real "stranded in the ocean on a life raft for two weeks and now lost in contemplation of the impending cannibalistic battle" vibe, which seems to fit today's theme:

"You're going down, Bozo."

"That giant nose of yours has squeaked for the last time, Mr. Piddles."

::sounds of rubber chickens thwacking commences::

Thanks to Keith R., WFAA TV, April S., Emma K., McKenzie R., Felicia L., & Pam G. for filling those giant, giant shoes.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

When Only The Worst Will Do

Minions, if you want an occasion to be TRULY memorable, then only the worst will do.

Do you think S.L. will be forgetting her wedding cake anytime soon?

NUH-UH.

So if you can't beat 'em, I say, join 'em!

From baby showers:

...to Valentines:

...to an overwhelming sense of ennui:

There are just so many memories to be made!

Going to the beach?

Hate your kids?

Or, yes, even planning a Nightmare Before Christmas themed wedding?

Just think, with Cake Wrecks, the nightmare can be NOW.

Thanks to S.L., Jamie W., Virginia, Tania S., Jodee R., Michelle L., & Nicole S. for the real scream.

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Oh hey, if you're into memory-making, here's an interesting one:

Keepsake Hands Plaster Mold Kit

I'm just saying, this could be sweet and heartfelt or morbid and hilarious, and I'm here for either one.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: