I Hear These Migrated About A Foot And A Half

Tomorrow is National "No SpongeBob" Day, a day when all the residents of Bikini Bottom left to enjoy a day... without SpongeBob.

Womp Womp.

I think they were on to something.

And my personal favorite:

I have a sudden, irrational desire to make this my new profile pic on everything.

Just me?

Thanks to Kit F., Darcy G., Heidi S., Lizzy, Susan, & Joseph N. for the absorbing finds (HEYOOO SPONGE JOKE) and for the excuse to make an obscure Ghostbusters reference in the title. (If you got it, let's be friends.)

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Women's Spongebob Socks (5pk)

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Do You Wanna Build A Sadwoman?

Sure, it's August. But why not?

LET'S BUILD A SADWMAN.

This comma is me at every party I've ever been to:

Out of place, kinda confusing, doing it wrong... but it's THERE, alright? IT'S THERE.

Presented without comment:

...mostly because all the ones I can think of will get me in trouble.

(SHOCKER.)

I wasn't going to show you guys this next one, since I'm pretty sure it's homemade.

But you guys, it won't stop STARING.

So here:

COME SHARE IN MY TRAUMA.

And while we're all rocking ourselves in the corner, here's one more homemade Pikachu cake - just in this week - to make it allll better:

Pikachu Nipples are the new Unicorn Chaser, minions. You heard it here first.

(Anyone remember the wreck she's talking about? The story behind it is gold.)

Thanks to Christy A., Sharon B., Laura R., & Gretchen S. for the peek-a-boo.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: