Fun And Poo-Wangs For The Whole Family!

Happy Thanksgiving, minions!

Since you might not be hanging with family today, I've decided to give you the gift that keeps on giving: Turkey Poo-Wangs.

Lots and lots of Turkey Poo-Wangs.

Ahh, but not just ANY Turkey Poo-Wangs; today I give you Turkey Poo-Wangs that remind you of your family members.

Was there a lot of stiff competition? Of course. Is this kinda ballsy? Heck yeah. Will there be more phallic jokes? Let's find out.

The Angry Poop-Head:

"Why is the rum always gone?!"

The "I'm Trying To Watch The Game In Here!"

"Keep it down! I can't hear the score!"

The Dazed And Confused:

"WHAT year is it?!"

The "Isn't it Wonderful We're All Here Together?"

"Group hug!"

The Sarcastic One:

"Sure, Aunt Barb, I'll get riiiight on working on my attitude."

The "Please nobody notice I'm a Gingerbread Man."

[uncomfortable, fidgety silence]

The Little Prick:

"MOM says I'm special. MOM says I can have all the pie I want. MOO-OOOOM!!"

The "Nobody Talk To Me It's Been A Long Day."

"Just... just give him the pie, Barb."

The Peace Maker:

"Now, Stu, I'm sure you didn't mean all [REDACTED] are stupid... right?"

And finally,

The "Send Help, Or At Least More Pie."

Come one, get a grip, you guys. Day's almost through.

Thanks to Vanessa R., Elizabeth F., Jacqueline G., Erin F., Joyce J., Amy W., Subdo, Dimitra, Stephanie B., & Jason L. for recommending we all Wang Chung tonight.

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Wrecks of Plenty

According to Wikipedia, the cornucopia - or "horn of plenty" - is typically a hollow, horn-shaped wicker basket filled with various kinds of festive fruit and vegetables.

According to Wreckerators, this is a cornucopia:

Where "festive fruit and vegetables" = "neon holographic plastic flotsam bits."

And this:

"Is that a vomiting tornado in your cart, or are you just sorry to see me?"

I refuse to believe this next one is anything other than a pile of tiny Wizard hats:

How many tiny Gandalfs had to die for this cookie cornucopia cake, huh? HOW MANY??

Fortunately, some of you knew better than to order a cornucopia cake. You ordered one of these lovely turkey ice cream cakes, instead:

So at least you have that to look forward to.

Heh. Aheh.

[keep scrolling]

Heh.

Oh, I'm sorry, do you still have an appetite? Here, let me help you with that:

Just think, "Charred and slimey." Thaaat oughta do it.

So in conclusion, tomorrow, remember to:

"Goble Goble,"

and:

But only one. Times are tough these days.

A very special "thank" to Diana T., Pam M., Sarah H., Tracy B., Sarah B., Linda S., & Emily G. (You guys will have to share.)