Oooh, Hard One

YOU GUYS. I found it: the ultimate litmus test for a pure mind.

Here's how it works:

If you can look at the following cake without immediately side-eying the person next to you and/or laughing like a scandalized hyena, you pass.

Ready?

GO:

Oh, and if you see the name "Emma," you pass, too.

If, however, you see a Simpson Schlong with the word WEED written on it, welcome. You're one of us.

Thanks to Susan W. & Elizabeth S. on Twitter for exposing the not-so-cold hard facts on the Danish baking industry.

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P.S. I think this backpack is judging us, but it's so cute I'm OK with that:

Mini Owl Backpack

(It also comes in gold, purple, and pink!)

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Off-Putting

Drat. I totally meant to do a post on Procrastination Week three weeks ago but I was, uh... really busy.

[innocent whistling]

So, anyway, I've been meaning to show you guys a post I've been working on, and now seems the best time to do it! Here goes...

Father's Day is this week, so it's time to show Dad how you really feel!

"THIS IS A STICK-UP."
("stick up" Heh. Aheh. Heh.)

[This is when I had to go organize my Pinterest boards for a few... weeks.]

Oh! And you know who else likes bunnies? Moms.

Also moths.

[This is when I tried to learn German. Then I gave that up and watched makeup tutorials on Youtube all night, which is why I forgot about this post for a few more months.]

How about this summer heat wave, huh?

Even the frosted flowers are dying!

[I think I slept a lot here.]

Who else is feeling thankful for turkeys?!

[This reminded me of a funny cat video, but by the time I found it it was Spring.]

Hey, have you guys heard this awesome new album??

The 90s are gonna be Mariah's decade, I'm telling you!

Thanks to Kadie W., Robin G., KarateLady, Mary M., & Danielle G., who are no doubt just as impressed as I am that an album cover from 1994 is STILL being used on generic Christmas cakes.

Now go forth and procrastinate, people!

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I found a baking book just for us, minions:

Procrasti-Baking:100 Recipes for Getting Nothing Done in the Most Delicious Way Possible

I FEEL SEEN

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And from my other blog, Epbot: