Kringle Fails

♫ Dashing people's hopes ♪

That their cakes will be OK

Is that yellow snow??

Kids have cried all day!

♫ What's this blobby thing?

Making eyebrows rise

So many ways to wreckorate!

Did Rudolph kill tonight?

Krissssssssss....

♪ Kringle fails

Kringle fails

Santa's not OK

Better run, this isn't right

It's a one-course wrecky tray!

OH!

♪ Kringle fails

♪ Kringle fails

Rudolf says, "NO WAY"

♫ Oh what fun it is to chide

Especially to-daaaay!

Merry Chirtmas, everybody!

Thanks to Annette V., Renee R., Jennifer C., Brooke I., Christie C., Kelly C., Sulenna, Cherise W., Lauren A., & Danielle R. for the holiday jeer. Stay sane out there, e'erbody!

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Hang on, here's one last giggle:

Cotton Chef Apron w/ 4 Pockets

We all know someone who needs this apron, right?

Let's Have A Peek At You

I admit it, I don't know much about Pikachu. I'm a grown man, darnit! (This is john (the hubby of Jen) btw) So when I watch cartoons, there better be turtles who eat pizza and use nun-chucks, is what I'm saying.

Also ponies. Big fan of ponies.

Still, even I know Pikachu is an adorable yellow... thing... that kinda looks like this:

Only with less mold.

Or like this:

"Kiiiiill killkillkillkill..."

Only with less homicidal eye-glinting.

You know what? Here. This is what Pikachu looks like:

And with such a handy reference, I'm sure your baker will have NO PROBLEM... er...

Never mind.

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[Dramatic Narrator Voice] "Meanwhile, in Japan..."

o.0

Thanks to Lynae, Betsy M., Anony M., & Lauren S., who I hear has a compunction to capture the entirety. (LOOK GUYS I MADE A POKEMON JOKE!)

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P.S. I may not know Pokemon, but I do know this: I would totally rock this sweatshirt that holds your cat in the front:

Women's Pet Carrier Sweatshirt

Apparently it also holds small dogs. I highly recommend browsing the customer photos, they're adorable. One lady has a baby bunny in hers!