"My boss made me sweep the floor, even though I didn't make the mess. So I swept up, and then made her a special cake...

"...which somehow got set out for sale."
"You know that third time I asked you to spell 'congratulation' for me?

"I was totally messing with you."

"My watch is in there."
"Sometimes I like to draw vaguely obscene things on cakes...

"...and then tell your kids they're Oompa Loompas."

"I've never seen Star Wars."
"I told you it was a grill, but to be honest...

"I don't know what this is, either.
"Oh, and I licked the spoon."
"I really, really, REALLY....

"...don't like kids."
"I told my managers it'll never happen again, but...

"...wait'll they see where I put Snow White!"
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