The Far Side of Cake, Vol. 10

By an unfortunate coincidence, little Tyler's cake was a grim reminder of the Great Triple-Flush Funeral of 2013.

In retrospect, Ann realized there probably were better ways to tell Joe they'd be watching 2001: A Space Odyssey that weekend.

He'd specifically said "pear-shaped," but now Tanya was starting to question some of her design choices.

(By the awesomely weird Fondant Fantasies by Tanya)

The three did everything together, working as a seamless unit. Only the most discerning eye could detect where one's talent left off, and the other's began.

Daisy paused, struck by the thought. What if she had gone too far? What if Robert didn't understand? What if all this really was just... lip service?

The boss said Renee should be more specific with her praise - so she was pretty sure he'd approve of his surprise treat in the conference room.

Thanks to Heather D., Crystal B., Bunny W., Ginny V., Beth B., & Jennifer K. for keeping it far out.

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The Big O Finale

They say she studied her head off for that diploma:

Which is an excellent segue for...

Brains, caps, heads - oh, yeah. It's allll comin' together.

John couldn't stop snort-giggling over this one. I think it has something to do with the hand placement:

Now I want to order a microphone cake (yes, that's supposed to be a microphone), walk into a random stranger's party, say something cryptic, like "That's why Hufflepuffs ALWAYS LOSE THEIR SOCKS", and then drop it. (The cake, not the party.)

Because "Messy Mic Drop Ruins Party" would be an awesome headline.

And finally, I believe this wedding baker was trying for something like this:

But instead....

0.O

Pro Tip: If your floral design starts to look like an angry vagina, maaaaybe re-think the Big O topper.

Thanks to Alison A., Chelsea M., Sahana S., & Vanessa, who'd like to point out that could also be a giant zero. (See? These things practically write themselves.)

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