With Apologies To Gloria Estefan: The Turds Get In The Way

::grabbing microphone::
::singing soulfully::

But the turds get in the way

There's so much I want to say!

But it's locked deep inside

"UNNNNNNNGGG"

... and if you look at these flies

You many never eat again!

 I could even start to cry

Before we warn this guy:

I'm tryin' to "congrulate" you

But the turds

... get in the way!

Thanks to Anony M., Brittany N., Monique R., Ali D., Trish K., Rhonda B., Kirsten W., Nelson T., & Maria G. for the earworm, and for being my #2 fans.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Somebody Please Help Me Stop Looking At This

It took me entirely too long to realize this IS in English:

Spacing: the Final Frontier of Wreckerating

Judging by the CW Facebook page, I see I've trained you wrecky minions well:

Ahh, THE SNARK IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE.

I approve.

And just in time for Cheesecake Day:

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At first I thought it was a hot dog. 
Then maybe a bowel re-section. 
Now I just want to stop looking at it:

Somebody help me stop looking at it.

To quote JoAnna, who sent this in, "Mmmm, rope fibers!"

And I agree, JoAnna; the clumps of gold glitter really DO make it extra "beachy."

And finally, while not professional, this made me laugh out loud:

Video game-specific apology cakes? YES, PLEASE.

Heck, I think this should become a trend. A few more suggestions:

"Sorry I Played Skyrim For 6 Weeks Straight"

"Sorry I Won't Play Portal Co-Op With You Because You're Better At It And It's Annoying"

"Sorry For Beating Your High Score On Angry Birds"

"Sorry I Woke You Up At 3AM Because BioShock Was Scary"

"Sorry I Keep Talking To Claptrap" (WUB WUB!)

Thanks to Nancy E., Kristen F., Annie B., Ashley R., JoAnna H., & Anony M. for the beat-boxin' giggles.

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