Punctuation Rule's

Today I thought it'd be good to go over the five basic;... "punctuation" rules.

Bakers, pay attention.

Rule #1: Sometimes periods, question marks, and exclamation points are important.

And they usually go at the end of the sentence.

(But what if it's not mine?)

Rule #2: Commas. Use them.

Unless you actually own an ass quitter.

Also note that the word "comma" can sometimes sound like "karma."

Just FYI.

Rule #3: Apostrophe's. Sure. Why not.

(And that's the FIXED version...)

Rule #4: When in doubt, throw in some extra exclamation marks.

What you lack in competency you can always make up for with enthusiasm.

Or, if you're REALLY confused, try some ellipses!

Eh?!

And finally:
Rule #5: Quotation Marks Are For Sarcasm, NOT EMPHASIS.

If it helps, just imagine Dr. Evil saying the bit you put in quotes.

Yep, just follow these five simple rules, and you'll be fine.

"Promise.”

Thanks to Terry H., Mel P., Shawn G., Kate A., Chrissie G., Ebony M., Megan H., Christina M., Norma Jean, Andrea P., & Sarah V. for the extra dose of eeee-vil.

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A lot of you need this shirt. Just saying’.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

All Dolled Up

We all have a slightly irrational fear, right? 

Maybe it's sharks:

or clowns:

or - my personal favorite - creepy dolls:

I think this is a chocolate Easter Bunny alternative for people who never want to sleep ever again.

Creepy dolls freak out a lot of people, including my hubby John, so naturally I seek them out at every opportunity. John's pretty tolerant with my sense of humor, although he did draw the line at keeping my Creepy Doll Mobile in the house overnight that one time, and locked it in the garage instead.

This last cake is from another couple where the guy doesn't like creepy dolls, and the wife CLEARLY has a great sense of humor. Briana the bride decided to play a little joke on her new hubby, so here's a look at the Groom's cake on their wedding day:

PEEK-A-BOO!

The floating head by the deer leg is what did me in. Bravo, Briana.

Thanks to Shauna M., Natalie C., Beth H., & Briana B. for realized that THREE heads are better than one.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: