Fortified With 100% Real Irony
It may not be rain on your wedding day, but these cakes are still a little too ironic.
[grabbing microphone]
HIT IT!
It's like loving journalism
... but not kerning!
It's a "good job"
that needs some learning.
It's the winner's cake
that SHOULD be burning!
And who would have thought? It figures!
It's calling someone "dumb"
When you can't spell the word
It's trying to show you care
While giving a beautiful turd
Heh.
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Thanks to Tracey, Julie, Dorothy S., Tony W., & Stacey, who really DO think.
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Hang on, you know what ELSE has delicious irony? A fully armed and operational battle station with an exposed exhaust port.
Thanks to this waffle iron, you can recreate the Death Star's catastrophic destruction every morning with butter and syrup. Nomz. Just remember: Use the forks.
