Back! Back! Over The Balls!

I think I'm ready to start eating more fruit, you guys.

I'll, uh, have what she's having.

Over at Epcot (the theme park, not our resident bunker) there's a Frozen-themed ride where the old Maelstrom used to be. That change upset a lot of fans, of course, because Maelstrom was the ONLY Disney ride to prominently feature an enormous offshore drilling rig.

So Maelstrom fans, this one's for you:

They didn't want the words "drilling rig," of course, just a picture of one. Much like the chocolate oil drips and all the Maelstrom quotes about to flood the comments, that's just a bonus.

And hey, while I'm rocking the boat, here's a Brexit cake of a butt-bottomed champagne bottle and a cork that looks like wrinkly balls:

Too soon?

TOO LATE.

Thanks to Cheryl K., Ashley M., & Fay H., who I'm sure joins me in wondering if that nutty baker was later sacked.

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P.S. If you got my Maelstrom jokes then you're going to LOVE this:

If You Can Read This, Thank The Phoenicians T-Shirt

Old school Epcot fans represent!

Sunday Sweets For Lace Week

Hey, it's International Lace Week! Think we can find any Sweets with edible lace on them?

(Sugar Delites, online cake supply shop)

You bet your dainty lace doilies we can! Isn't this green dreamy?

And look how perfect this black and white number is:

(A Cake Occasion, UK)

Unreal!

A lot of modern lace designs are made with molds, but check out this handpiped number with brush embroidery:

(Playful Cupcaketions, Iowa)

I like the soft and delicate look. So sweet.

Or how about a bold gold?

(Nora Brown Cakes, UK)

Oooh, shiny. I like that even the flowers are made of lace!

There's a lot to love on this wedding cake, but the lace-wrapped tier is the standout for me:

(Natasha Rice Cakes, California)

Howwww is it so perfect?

This one reminds me of a bridal veil:

(Happy Day Cake, Azerbaijan)

 Then this one wrapped the lace over an ombre color fade, very cool!

(Frufi Dorti, Czech Republic)

More lacy flowers and intricate detailing:

(Baker unknown)

And now some EXTREME DRAMA:

(Signature Cake By Shweta, India)

OoooOOOoooh.

Completely crushing on this lace shawl design:

(Cofetaria Dana, Romania)

Those trailing flowers at the bottom are everything - and the tiny white bows!

And finally, one more jaw-dropper dripping in ALL the lacy accents:

(C+M Cake Designers, Puerto Rico)

WOW. No words. Just WOW.

Happy Sunday, everyone! Here's hoping your day is extra Sweet.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: