The 40-Year-Old Burn

Hey, you know how some women kinda dread turning 40?

Here's how to make it worse.

"Yeah, you know, REALLY emphasize that 40. So she doesn't need her glasses to see it."

"Whoops! Ah, well, same difference, am I right? HAHAHAHAHAHAwhy is Karen crying?"

And best/worst of all:

I also hear 60 is the new 80, so there's something to look forward to.

Thanks to Sue M., Anony M., & Pam H. for remembering it's the thought that counts, not the wreckerator.

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P.S. Get her this shirt to make up for the cake:

1980 "Original Parts" Tee

 :D

It also comes in pink, gray, and black!

A Cake Full of Butter Lies

Birthday girl Jenna Claire is allergic to tree nuts. Unfortunately, this means she had to share her cake with "Trez Hats".

(If you think that handwriting is bad, imagine what the order form looked like.)

And for little Ava's birthday, her folks splurged and got her the lovechild of Satan and Minnie Mouse:

[chipmunk voice] "RED RUM RED RUMMMM..."

This was on the side of a wedding cake, so....

...looks like someone DID believe it's not butter.

And finally, the best cookie cake mic drop ever:

BYE BICTHIS.

Thanks to Ryan U., Kaleigh E., KT, LJ, & Aleisha C. for the fond farewell.

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And finally, because it made me laugh:

Ceramic "BUTTA" Dish

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And from my other blog, Epbot: