Now That's Using His Head

They asked for, "Happy Birthday Sally/Mom," but I suspect they ordered it over the phone.

Give it a minute.

THERE IT IS.

And here's a little hunting tip:

HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bakers, you keep using that word:

"Plain"

I do not think it means what you think it means.

(And am I the only one who thinks it's wrong to put frosting on angel food cake?)

First, you will be mildly traumatized:

Then, you will have just one burning question:

Is that actual fur??

Thanks to Jeremy C., Brittany W., Adrienne P., Jen C., & Angela G. for the shiny pink... hunting hat? Yeah. Let's go with that.

BONUS MYSTERY WRECK:

I often joke that I don't know what a cake is supposed to be, but seriously, you guys: I have no idea what this is supposed to be:

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P.S. Halloween is coming, in case you need an excuse to wear something awesome:

Butterfly Wings

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

When Mutation Day Explains So Much

I read that this Sunday is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' "Mutation Day" - something you wouldn't think other people would celebrate, but then, that's the only explanation we have for this:

And in true TMNT fashion, I shall call her "Hipposaurus."

"Why are we running?"

"Because the hipposaurus."

(That's about the level of literary greatness you can expect for the rest of this post, gang, so buckle up and/or head for the exit now.)

Next we have Heeby Jeeves:

Mummy The Dearest Lobster:

...and Sheldon The Sensual Sea-Serpent:

Likes: smooth jazz, gelato, aromatherapy

Dislikes: Big Bang Theory jokes

Then there's Pillo-dillo, The Throw Pillow Punisher:

Catch Phrase: "The Pillow Punisher IS BRINGING YOU DOWN."

Eh?

EH?

OH COME ON THAT WAS FUNNY

And finally, my personal favorite: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, meet Newborn Sentient Yoga Wave:

::head tilt::

Or it could be Grimace - you know, the purple guy from McDonald's? - doing the worm.

Anyway, we can't celebrate the Turtles' mutation without a vaguely threatening TMNT birthday cake, right?

RIGHT.

(Better watch out, birthday dude.)

Thanks to Bea, Patricia K., Maddy R., Sarah K., Haley D., Diane B., & Amber M. for the cowa-bungles.

P.S. 10,000 geek points to the person who can correctly identify which of today's mutant names is actually from the show. :D

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Oh, and here's a reminder of what Grimace looks like, for you youngin's:

Funko Pop: McDonald's 5-Pack

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And from my other blog, Epbot: