What Would Your Mother Say?

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Convincing mom you weren't being sarcastic: Dinner at Red Lobster and three years of guilt.

(And if you got that joke, you may now award yourself 15 geek points.)

So, hey, that's something.
One thing you can always count on: moms will always love their kid's artwork. Always.
And finally, while I appreciate a good multi-use cake pan as much as the next dessert addict, I'm not sure it sends the most appropriate message on Mom's special day to give her the finger:
'Cuz, hey, even #1 Moms have to go #2!
Thanks to wreckporters Jody G., Meg G., Adriel H., Suzanna P., Laura H., & Anony M., who think that last cake is a real nail-biter.