It's Not Fat, It's Fluffy

Happy Fat Tuesday, everyone!!

Ok, you've already got your King Cake, of course, but what about your OTHER Mardi Gras cake?

You know, the one to frighten off small children.

 

Yeah, that one.

[GEEK JOKE: Looks like Lady Cassandra found a new makeup artist. Haha! ZING.]

This one could also work:

THE FLY!!!

The comedy and tragedy masks are a great choice for warding off pesky youngin's:

 

...provided you only use the tragedy side, of course. Fortunately, most bakers are way ahead of you there:

 

Yep, that's a tragedy.

 

YOU HAVE DISAPPOINTED THE TIKI GODS.

NOW GO CALL YOUR MOTHER.

What's that? You're still surrounded by rug rats? Ok, time to break out the big flotsam:

Part of me wants to run away screaming, but the other half wants to glue all that stuff to my face and go grocery shopping. And if you don't think I'd move the mole to a new spot on my face every five minutes, then you just don't know me. Or Robin Hood: Men In Tights.

Well, I trust these scary selections have sent the kids packing, so let me end with a very special birthday wish:

[soulful singing]

I see your literal "colors"

SHINING THROUGH!

I see your literal "colors"

And THAT'S WHY I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS ORDER SHEET.

 
Thanks to Heather D., Elizabeth D., Karen E., Bunny, Julia K., & Deana M. for not sending in more King Cakes. Seriously. THANK YOU. ;)