Hey, Mickey, You're So UGLY

Happy Fancy Rat and Mouse Day from the fanciest rat mouse of them all, Mickey Mouse!

Um...

Let's try that again.

Mickey Mouse, everybody!!

o.0

Mickey Mouse!

[furious muffled whispering]
[loud clatter]
[cat yowl]

Ahem.

Mickey... Mouse?

Oh, boy.

[head in hands]

Mickey.
[whimper]
Mouse.

Close enough.

Thanks to Anony M., Tiffany, Jerremy C., Ayla P., & Christine T. for the M-I-C-K-E-WHY?! (And I just realized that infinity loop is a bow tie. WOW.)

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