Happy(?) Divorce Day!

Note: NSFW Naughtiness Ahead. You have been warned!

Oh yeah. And blood.

Like, a surprising amount of blood.

Did I mention the blood?

It's National Divorce Day, my friends, and - oh yes - WE HAVE CAKES FOR THAT.

"Frying pans - who knew, right?"

I wrote a dirty joke here, then remembered my parents read this blog. So just let your imagination do the walking, sitting, etc. Also, HI MOM & DAD!

Thanks for censoring that, John.

Uh, I think I'm sensing a trend here, ladies...

OH THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT.

And remember, girls, sometimes a divorce cake can backfire. Like when Lindsy's friends ordered one with a swimming fish that read, "She finally got away!"

OOPSIE.

Thanks to Greg F., Anony M., Tori L., Jennifer S., Katherine, Laura K., Emily R., & Lindsy F. for the bait and switch.

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