It's The Most Wreckiest Time Of The Year

It's my favorite time of the wrecky year, minions: HALLOWEEN.

The time when all rules of cake decorating go right out the window, and anything goes.

Want a scarecrow with a carrot nose in a leprechaun beard wearing a Mary Poppins hat?

GOT ONE.

How about a hypnotized Mummy eating bacon while sweating blood?

YUP.

Cheez Whiz candy corn?

ABSOLUTELY.

Sperm Ghosts?

NATURALLY.

Pumpkin Volcanoes?

IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN WITHOUT 'EM!

What if you get the hankering for a giant mound of frosting with random brownie bites thrown in?

YOU ALSO GET A SPIDER.

Yes, my friends, this year really does have it all.

Even oddly specific, physically impossible gravestone dates.

TIME TRAVEL IS REAL.

Thanks to Lori R., Meghan P., Robyn, Chris B., Heather C., Red H., & Sarah M. for finding Doc Brown's final resting place in a pile of Rice Krispy Treats.

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