When More Is Less and Less Looks Stupid

It's Use Less Stuff Day, bakers - not to be confused with USELESS stuff, since we all know cat toothbrushes are never happening anything.

So let's talk about this:

THIS IS TOO MUCH STUFF.

(Side Note: Who brings a Batman plate to a Star Trek Beach party? I mean, REALLY. Let's stay on theme here, people!)

And furthermore:

THIS IS ALSO TOO MUCH STUFF.

Bakers, imagine - if you will - a world. A world where you use LESS stuff.

I SAID, "IMAGINE IT!"

That's better.

Hang on, we seem to have overshot in the opposite direction.

Tell you what, bakers, try this: how about a single, tasteful accent?

::long, drawn-out, exasperated sigh::

(It's a strawberry. Beyond that, I have no answers.)

Right. New plan: let's work to your strengths!

Presenting...

RANDOM FLOTSAM CUPCAKES

Super Bieber Rangers, GO!

Thanks to Tony S., Kari N., Christen F., Scott J., Marc B., Lisa F., & Claire O. for making the Batman 'Trek Beach crossover look like... well, a day at the beach.

(P.S. I'd like to point out that the "one month old" cake is the oldest pic I have left that I haven't posted yet... but that would be a lie. And see, John? I DID USE IT EVENTUALLY. )

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