I'm Willing To Call It A Metaphor If You Are
It's National Fall Foliage Week, bakers, what've you got?
Hmm.
Maybe lose the snakes.
And the volcanic ash.
And the... is that a pool float?
Waaaaait a minute, I get it! It's a metaphor! For 2020! Right?
So really, this isn't a monstrous alien tri-brain stuck on a cocoon:
In fact, it's a commentary on the societal division spawned by the ever-increasing branches of psuedo-scientific expressionalism!
Ahh, it all makes sense now. See, I feel much better.
[long silence]
[awkward side eye]
...Uh, but this pumpkin stem is still a giant pile of dog crap, right?
Phew! Good. Just making sure not everything has changed.
Thanks to Melissa S., Katie C., Vivian G., Melissa F., & a different Melissa F. for making like a tree, and pooping all over the pumpkin. Metaphorically speaking, of course.
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Unlike this year, this little vinyl toy is the most adorable dumpster fire EVER:
I just needed more people to know this exists. :D
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
