When your kid wants a castle cake, but castle cakes are too expensive:
"Why is there a beach cake in front of it?"
"It's a moat."
"With palm trees?"
"... yes."
"..."
"..."
"So should we talk about the stairs, or ...?"
"You know what? NO CAKE FOR YOU."
Thanks to Stephanie A. for not being afraid to step in and make a splash.
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I just found the perfect gift for the friend always complaining about their neighbors:
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
- Jen
