I Can Call You Boobie...

My friends, I have an extra special gift for a bunch of you with common American names: the gift... of new nicknames.

Bobbie knows what I'm talking 'bout, don't ya, hon'?

Yes, yes she does.

So let's get to it - and fingers crossed you find your name in here!

This one works for Bob *or* Deb. A twofer!

Tiffany, your new nickname just entails everyone using finger quotes when addressing you:

You're "welcome."

This one was almost my favorite - but then I found this:

YOU MAY NOW ADDRESS ME AS "THE GRAND JENNIZZLE."
And while you're at it, bring me some Twix bars. Chop chop!

And you thought three letter names would be safe.

I think this one must be intentional, but it still made me bust a gut:

"I have been, and shall always be, your... wait, who are you?"

Thanks to Ashleigh P., Catherine S., Chelsea P., Chelsea N., Allegra S., Anna, Katie, Dawn L., Hannah W., & Jennifer H. for the great name maim game.

Didn't see your name butchered here? Well, never fear, dear Wreckies; I have so many name wrecks to share I had to split them into two posts - so watch for the second batch later this week!

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I've wanted to replace our cats' cheap name tags for years, so I finally went looking on Amazon this week and bought these:

Stainless Steel Pet ID Tags

They're so much nicer than the old aluminum ones! Laser engraving, lots of different shapes, plus free engraving of up to 4 lines on both sides, for about $8 each. NOICE. I got a heart for Suki and a star for Eva, since she's named after Evangeline the North star.

Just make sure you don't misspell anything, this is one name butchering that could last forever. :p

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And from my other blog, Epbot: