Princess: Impossible

In honor of National Princess Week, I've arranged to have some of the world's most famous royalty come and visit! Woot woot!

But then they all canceled, so we got these instead:

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YIKES.

 

I mean, uh, won't you say hello, ladies?

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"I DON'T LIKE YOU."

 

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[silent glare]

 

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"Life is awful, and then you die.
"....Happy birthday."

 

Ohhhh kaaay...

Oh, but look! I think Ariel made it, after all!
To think, she swam all this way just to wish you aAAAAAUUUGHH!!

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[climbing off floor]
[adjusting hair]

Well, I guess we should just try to make the best of things.

Play us off, Hell's Belles!!

[heavy metal intro plays]

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"Tale of cakey crime!

[JUDJUDJUDJUD]

"Cruel as it can be!"

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"Curse these princess trends!

[YOWWWW!]

"When will it all end?!"

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[music slows]

"Someoooone call
aaa
priiieeeeest!"

 

Thanks to Colleen W., Kerry Z., Anja H., Amanda S., Cassie S., Jennifer F., Lesley W., & Crista C. for the fairy tale rending.

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I'm in a Facebook group that celebrates "Tiara Tuesdays," so I tend to look at a lot of sparkly crowns and tiaras - and this is one of my favorites:

Jeweled Baroque Crown

Because we all have to be THIS extra to make up for all that time in lockdown, am I right?

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And from my other blog, Epbot: