Lean On Me
Everybody clap your hands and sway a little, k?
Some guys and their wives
See only shame
See only sorrrrrow
But if they are wise
they know that wrecks
Are so much more, oh!
Lean on me
When you're stacked wrong!
And I'll be your end
I'll mock you WITH this song
For
It won't be lo-oo-ong
Until gravity
Makes sure that you're cleeean gone!
Please, don't tell the bride
If it's a wreck, it needs no intro
For
no one can tell; maybe she'll need
something sweet to throw!
Lean on me!
When you're stacked wrong
And I'll be your end
I'll mock you WITH this song
For
It won't be long
Until gravity
Makes sure that you're clean gone!
You just call on your mother
When you need a hand
These cakes need somebody to leeeean on!
I just might have a Pisa
That we never planned
These cakes need somebody to leeean on!
Just faaaalll free!
(If you need to end)
Faaaaallll free
Oh, wreck it, now!
Faa-AAA-aalll
free-ee-eeeeee!!
Thanks to Steve, Deanne M., James N., Rachel O., Jessica R., Carol Anne, Kat B., Richard B., Anony M., & Rebecca Z. for the wedding crash course.
[Get it? Instead of 'main course?' Eh? OH C'MON THAT WAS AWESOME.]
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P.S. Anyone want to bring vintage style pins back? Because this entire set of 7 lovelies is only $15:
OooOOOooh. I think the owl is my favorite. And the peacock. And the dragonfly.
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
