The Cake Said WHAT?
When you see the same ol' "happy birthday" butchered day after day, you learn to cherish the cakes that break the mold and say something truly unique.
Whoah, thought that said something a little off-color for a sec!
(Who else saw "Jerk?")
Anyway, I've been collecting some of the better examples for ages now, and as I started scrolling through them today I realized they told a kind of story.
It helps if you imagine them as a conversation between two people.
And also if you're a little drunk.
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D'awww. Brings a little tear to the eye, doesn't it?
(I mean, who's giving away "chrildren?")
Thanks to Mike B., Julie R., Marissa D., Nancy M., Jack W., Anony M., Another Anony, Jennifer W., Bethany P., Libby M., & Julie N. for proving a cake can be worth a thousand questions.
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P.S. Speaking of things that make your head hurt, a friend recently got me this gel cap for my migraines, and sweet icy Stay Puft, y'all, it's amazing:
I have a huge head and a lot of hair, so it's pretty snug on me, but the extra pressure with the cold is heavenly during a migraine. I used to hold a cold pack and keep shifting it around from side to side, but this wraps my entire skull in a cooling hug. Ahhhh so good.
I keep the gel cap sealed in the fridge all the time now, so I can grab it as soon as a headache starts up. The cold does only last 15-20 minutes, but it's 1000% worth it in my book, highly recommend.
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
