It's Heee-eeere!
(All together, now!)
Itttt's beeee-ginning to look a lot like Christmas!

CHRISTMAS.
Eeev'rywhere you "go!"

[ew]
Take a look at the zombie 'men

Slavering once again
With candy cane intestines, oh ho ho!

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

CHRISTMAS!!
Saaaanta seals your doom

But the scariest sight to see
Is the gingerbread crazy
Waiting iiinnn yoooour room!

"Hi, kids! Who's ready for a slay ride?"
Thanks to Marsha M., Kathy H., Bethany S., Michelle T., Crystal, Ashley H., & Anony M. for sharing the holiday "spirit." Now, somebody hold me.