Ok, bakers, you have one job. ONE JOB. Ready?
Here goes.
This plastic piece has football lacing on it, so - still with me? Yes? - so just put it on a cake, like so:
...and voilà! Instant football.
Now, go find a brown cake, and put the piece of plastic on it. That's it. That's all. You literally cannot screw this up.
Annnnnd .... go.
What.
What are you doing.
Seriously.
TRY AGAIN.
A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
- Jen
