The 10 Stages Of Wrecky Trick-Or-Treating
The 10 Stages Of Handing Out Candy To Trick-Or-Treaters
As Illustrated With Halloween Cake Wrecks
Stage 1:
"AWWWWW lookit the cute costumes on all the cute bebies! CANDY FOR EVERYONE."
Stage 2:
"Wow there are a lot of you."
Stage 3:
"A 5-year-old Deadpool just kicked me but this is fine, everything's fine."
Stage 4:
"WHAT IF WE RUN OUT OF CANDY?"
Stage 5:
"You get two pieces each AND THAT'S FINAL."
Stage 6:
"This is my life now."
Stage 7:
::obsessively looking between the clock and the candy bowl::
Stage 8:
"I AM SO SORRY PLEASE DON'T TP MY HOUSE."
Stage 9:
"They TP'd my house."
Stage 10:
::cracks open secret stash of chocolate and plops down to watch Ghostbusters::
BEST. HALLOWEEN. EVER.
Thanks to Anne H., Deon M., Meg M., Jessica A., Kaitlin K., Mariah E., Hillary, M.M., Savannah G., & Tara W. for the wrecky treats. Oh, and I've never actually had my house TP'd; my generous candy distribution is both fear-based and extremely effective. :D
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P.S. Friendly reminder:
